The best since May 2007

Yes, this is

1. the height of laziness,
2. the epitome of not posting,
3. the mount Everest of tooting one’s own horn,
4. the Vienna Orchestra of blowing one’s trumpet,
5. the French Alps of broken feet,
6. the Chinese New Year of the fifteen squids,

but every since I can’t find my bojo (blogging mojo for the uninformed) I have decided to make a list of the best posts in my humble opinion over the last few yeras. These are sorted reverse chronologically and not in the order of awesomeness and contain excerpts.

1. New Year’s Resolution’s: The mis-understood self-improvement tool – how to solve all your troubles in many easy steps

Featuring the moo of chaat and the elusive chemical mega-phenylo-benzylo-butatic-parmesan-bananoic-orangus-oxynucleic-tri-chromato-sino-indo-pakistano-barackobamic-bin-ladenic-bournvillesucks-phospate

2. Chicken Chicken – a short story

Featuring the five-foot-sandal-wearing godzilla and the diminutive rattus norvegius and a Nokia N73, truly an excellent device by the chaps at Nokia who connect people

3. Bo-Ram-Illu – when yours truly saw a telugu film

Featuring minor flaming and hurling of insults

4. My life in a thousand words – the greatest metaphysical interpretation of work life balance in the world

Featuring a picture made in Microsoft Paint (TM) © 2008

5. 10H – From Secbad to Kondapur – a journey on a bus

Featuring the guy on the bus and Archana

6. 6E306 – From Hyderabad to Delhi – on an indigo flight, bored with a nokia 6270 …

Featuring Bulging Biceps, boldness and Pretty Parul

7. Of food and relationship advice – The curious relationship between food and relationships …

Featuring the best advice you will get on how to get your guy to you-know-*wink wink*   this side of the internet.

8. A Small Push – Yes, this is not mine. But it is so good that it needs another inlink.

9. A [dash] of Hot Chics – you got to read this one, I cannot summarize it in words [yes, that is because of limited vocabulary and not due to the post being sheeringly awesome ]

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PS: Filler, until I get my bojo back

PS1: If you find my bojo wandering on the street do let me know

The little green man

The little green man
Climbed up the tree
He came down quickly
When he heard “Ek ke saath Ek Free”

The little green man
Climbed up the tree
He came down quickly
When he realized that Kiddo Beatrix was on a killing spree

The little green man
Climbed up the tree
He came down quickly
When the aunty next door said “Chi Chi”

The little green man
Climbed up the tree
He came down quickly
When the answer to “Life, the universe and everything” changed to forty-three

The little green man
Climbed up the tree
He came down quickly
When mayhem was wrecked by Dee-Dee

The little green man
Climbed up a tree
He came down quickly
After a sly glance at his belly

The little green man
Climbed up a tree
He came down quickly
Shocked at the abolishing of “Chicken Biryani”

The little green man
Climbed up a tree
He came down quickly
At the re-airing of “Shrimaan Shrimati”

The little green man
Climbed up a tree
He came down quickly
When Neo died because of Trinity

The little green man
Climbed up a tree
He came down quickly
When the usual suspects felt too cheesey

The little green man
Climbed up the tree
He came down quickly
At the sight of the retreating french army

The little green man
Climbed up the tree
He came down quickly
When he listened to “Prashant Thiruvengadachari”

The little green man
Who can he be
I’ll give you a hint
He most certainly isn’t me

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PS1: Feel free to add more

PS2: For all those who read this on facebook – check the blogroll once in a while you lazy bums. Facebook might be great but it is not the be-all-andend-all of the internet.

PS3: Yes, the next post will definitely be the next oBelIX in America