The little green man

By oBelIX

The little green man
Climbed up the tree
He came down quickly
When he heard “Ek ke saath Ek Free”

The little green man
Climbed up the tree
He came down quickly
When he realized that Kiddo Beatrix was on a killing spree

The little green man
Climbed up the tree
He came down quickly
When the aunty next door said “Chi Chi”

The little green man
Climbed up the tree
He came down quickly
When the answer to “Life, the universe and everything” changed to forty-three

The little green man
Climbed up the tree
He came down quickly
When mayhem was wrecked by Dee-Dee

The little green man
Climbed up a tree
He came down quickly
After a sly glance at his belly

The little green man
Climbed up a tree
He came down quickly
Shocked at the abolishing of “Chicken Biryani”

The little green man
Climbed up a tree
He came down quickly
At the re-airing of “Shrimaan Shrimati”

The little green man
Climbed up a tree
He came down quickly
When Neo died because of Trinity

The little green man
Climbed up a tree
He came down quickly
When the usual suspects felt too cheesey

The little green man
Climbed up the tree
He came down quickly
At the sight of the retreating french army

The little green man
Climbed up the tree
He came down quickly
When he listened to “Prashant Thiruvengadachari”

The little green man
Who can he be
I’ll give you a hint
He most certainly isn’t me

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PS1: Feel free to add more :)

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PS3: Yes, the next post will definitely be the next oBelIX in America

11 Responses to “The little green man”

  1. mythalez Says:

    The little green man
    Climbed up the tree
    He came down quickly
    when he realised he was green with envy

    :P

  2. Kunal Says:

    The little green man
    Climbed up the tree
    He came down quickly
    when he could not think of the next poetry

    :P :P

  3. raunaq2012 Says:

    You aren’t on my blogroll ( now you are )

    The little green man
    Climbed up the tree
    He came down quickly
    He heard there was a national adult’s spelling bee

  4. Sultan Says:

    The little green man
    Climbed up the tree
    He came down quickly
    when the nazguls attacked the bree.

  5. jayaramk Says:

    The little green man
    Climbed up the tree
    He came down quickly
    when he realised appi101 was crazy

  6. satya Says:

    The little green man
    Climbed up the tree
    He came down quickly
    When he realised it would be better if he went up with a sthree

  7. asr Says:

    The little green man
    Climbed up the tree
    He came down quickly
    And never climbed again till he was eighty

  8. rao Says:

    The little green man
    Climbed up the tree
    He came down quickly
    Hearing the shots from SG550

  9. @nks Says:

    The little green man
    Climbed up the tree
    He came down quickly
    to catch the shopping spree

  10. ORB Says:

    The little green man
    Climbed up the tree
    He came down quickly
    Since sitting there was tricky

    aah crap :(
    I am good at nothing

  11. Wooster Says:

    The little green man
    Climbed up the tree
    He came down quickly
    Cos he really had to pee.

    The little green man
    Climbed up the tree
    He came down quickly
    He’d forgot to flush the lavatory.

    The little green man
    Climbed up the tree
    He came down quickly
    To take two diapers or three.

    The little green man
    Climbed up the tree
    He came down quickly
    He was tired already!

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