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Month: April, 2005

the end of diablo

finally, after some 5 days of nearly continuous playing we finished diablo.

diablo is an ok game, single player is real boring with just left clicks and right clicks required.

the multiplayer is much more fun. and its only fun when u compete for levels. initially when i started out i was at level 1, whereas niraj, manish were some level 15 and sham was at level 21.

course at the end niraj and I were at level 38 odd each and manish at 40 and sham at 43 i think. sham played a lot more, he is still crazy abt the game. wants to play it on his own at a harder difficulity level.

also monga returned so started watching season 2 of that 70’s show. it absolutely rocks. the start’s been real good. wish i could remember some of the dialogues but i sadly i dont. anyway trust me its really worth the watch. trappi watched it for some 7 hrs at a stretch or so his blog says.

anyway the next few days are probably going to be reasonably boring. since diablo was taking up most of the day (and night :p) i guess i will be much more free now that its over

until then …

men of honour

so nothing much happened in the last two days.

something which was supposed to work did not work, some code failed for no apparent reason :(, some ppl said something they should not have said

saw men of honour. ppl had been hyping it up, saying that the court scene was great and all but its not as good as its hyped up to be. the movie is definately good, the acting is excellent but something is missing. its not as good as The scent of a woman, now that is a movie with a excellent dialogues and powerful performances. the best part of that film was the last scene.

anyway we should get two more season’s of “That 70’s Show”. so i guess the next few days are going to be busy with “That 70’s show” and diablo and hopefully the project.

also hopefully someone will get some more of whose line is it anyway.

the first one

so lets begin

this is my first attempt at this …

neway’s currently i am bloody mad at this dumbass site for not giving me a nice username 😦

did nothing much today, played diablo all day

still think its a reasonably dumbass game, just left click and right click involved in it. the only problem is that its too damn addictive

the rest of the night was spent going thru bash.org (awesome, have posted some of the nice ones)
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<erno> hm. I’ve lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can’t figure out where in my apartment it is.

<xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I’m not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don’t we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn’t cool?
<TheXPhial> lava?

<Beeth> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
<honx> well, you can stil get one from a strange country 😛

<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%

<Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.

<studdud> what the fuck is wtf

<scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying “You’re next”. They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.

<frank> can you help me install GTA3?
<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren’t using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
<knightmare> …

<link>once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ‘ hot xxx galore’. While i clicked my fav’rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, ” ‘Tis not possible!”, i muttered, ” give me back my free hardcore!”….. quoth the server, 404.
<hokage> *cries*, scary….

<Batty> Euch, rap is just missing one letter. c.
<zeep> rapc?
<Batty> …
<Batty> Crap you idiot. you put the c on the other end
<zeep> oic
<Batty> Though you could also say it’s missing an e
<zeep> wtf is erap?
* Batty bangs his head repeatedly against a wall

IronChef Foicite: well, there’s a lot of reasons
IronChef Foicite: i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks
IronChef Foicite: and that’s if you leave them in water
IronChef Foicite: and they really only exist to be pretty
IronChef Foicite: so that’s like saying
IronChef Foicite: “my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance”
IronChef Foicite: but a potato!
IronChef Foicite: potatos last for fucking ever, man
IronChef Foicite: in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow shit even if you just leave them in the sack
IronChef Foicite: that part alone makes it a good symbol
IronChef Foicite: but there’s more!
IronChef Foicite: there are so many ways to enjoy a potato! you can even make a battery with it!
IronChef Foicite: and that’s like saying “i have many ways in which I show my love for you”
IronChef Foicite: and potatos may be ugly, but they’re still awesome
IronChef Foicite: so that’s like saying “it doesn’t matter at all what you look like, I’ll still love you”

<[TN]FBMachine> i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section

<Sonium> someone speak python here?
<lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
<lucky> SSSSS
<Sonium> the programming language

<Sigurd> a sprite is anything not static
<SRElysian> a sprite is a variable object
<SRElysian> be it 2d or 3d
<TorMuck> a sprite is a fucking soda
<TorMuck> you god damn geekass bastards

Mjordan2nd: If you could be any fictional character, who would you be?
Chris: Spider Man
Tim: batman
Sidd: batman
Mjordan2nd: I’d be god

<Firefly> Time for my prayers:
<Firefly> Our Father, who 0wnz heaven, j00 r0ck!
<Firefly> May all 0ur base someday be belong to you!
<Firefly> May j00 0wn earth just like j00 0wn heaven.
<Firefly> Give us this day our warez, mp3z, and pr0n through a phat pipe.
<Firefly> And cut us some slack when we act like n00b lamerz, just as we teach n00bz when they act lame on us.
<Firefly> Please don’t give us root access on some poor d00d’z box when we’re too pissed off to think about what’s right and wrong, and if you could keep the fbi off our backs, we’d appreciate it.
<Firefly> For j00 0wn r00t on all our b0x3s 4ever and ever, 4m3n.

<Mikkel> If you went camping and you got REALLY drunk with your friend and you
woke up the next morning with a condom stuck up your ass would you tell anybody?
<Celestya> i dont think so
<Mikkel> Wanna go camping?

* @Lan plays with his privates.
<Rintaun> …
<@Lan> I got these new toy soldiers
<@Lan> They are really neat

<ikkenai> i don’t have hard drives. i just keep 30 chinese teenagers in my basement and force them to memorize numbers

<Fulgore> whats the complement to a 43 degree angle?
<sparks> My you’re looking “acute” today
<Fulgore> fuck you

<@AntiHeiss> friend of mine went to jail last night
<@AntiHeiss> he probably isn’t getting out for a while
<%The_Coolest> y?
<+Enyo> why?
<%The_Coolest> 😮
<@AntiHeiss> it was a girl cop, she was pretty cute too
<@AntiHeiss> she said anything you say can and will be held against you….he sat there for a while and said ‘tits’

<lib1790> so, at this college there was an extra credit question “Is hell endothermic or exothermic”
<lib1790> this is what one kid wrote:
<lib1790> First, we postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass.
If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
<lib1790>As for souls entering hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to hell. Since, there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.
<lib1790> Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant.
<lib1790>So, if hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose (i.e.,Hell is exothermic).
<liv1790>Of course, if hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, than the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over (i.e.,Hell is endothermic).
<lib1790>So which is it? If we accept the postulate given by Ms.Therese Banyan during my freshman year, “That it will be a cold night in hell before I go out with you,” and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having a relationship with her, the second case cannot be true. Therefore, hell is exothermic.
<lib1790> the kid was the only one who got credit

<Axe> I
<Axe> do
<Axe> not
<Axe> know
<Axe> where
<Axe> family
<Axe> doctors
<Axe> acquired
<Axe> illegibly
<Axe> perplexing
<Axe> handwriting;
<Axe> nevertheless,
<Axe> extraordinary
<Axe> pharmaceutical
<Axe> intellectuality,
<Axe> counterbalancing
<Axe> indecipherability,
<Axe> transcendentalizes
<Axe> intercommunications’
<Axe> incomprehensibleness.
<JediHobbes> woah
<JediHobbes> *blinks*

Gear Grinder X: once, we had these total freak seventh day advenist (or whatever) freak ass neighbors
Gear Grinder X: and this girl Lanna was a little younger than me
Gear Grinder X: she was a bitch, and they were all totally religious
Gear Grinder X: she threw rocks at me once on my bike, and so I turned around, and went to run over here
Gear Grinder X: I was hauling ASS, and you know what she did?
Gear Grinder X: put her hands on her hips, and stood there and said “The lord will protect me”
Gear Grinder X: well…. he didn’t

<green> We vegetarians love the environment. carnivores are sick freaks.
<Frank> How can vegetarians possibly love the environment.. you keep eating all the fucking plants

<O.J.> Radio interview quote from Marine Corps General Reinwald and a female radio host. He wants to host some boy scouts at the training center for some practise excercises. As follows
<FEMALE INTERVIEWER>: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
<GENERAL REINWALD>: We’re going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.
<FEMALE INTERVIEWER>: Shooting! That’s a bit irresponsible, isn’t it?
<GENERAL REINWALD>: I don’t see why, they’ll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
<FEMALE INTERVIEWER>: Don’t you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
<GENERAL REINWALD>: I don’t see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
<FEMALE INTERVIEWER>: But you’re equipping them to become violent killers.
<GENERAL REINWALD>: Well, you’re equipped to be a prostitute, but you’re not one, are you?
The radio went silent and the interview ended. You gotta love the Marines!

<pihlopase> Jesus Saves
<jbroome> pases to moses, SCOOOOORE

<FreshBrew> IM DONT MATH FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
<FreshBrew> HELL FUCKING YES
<kolby> you still in english?

Scud: The other day, in the park, I was wondering why frisbees look bigger and bigger as they get closer to you
Scud: And then it hit me

<sexor> I went shopping last night at like 1am. the place was empty, and this old woman, just making polite convertation, said to me: “where is everyone??”.
<sexor> I replied: “In bed, same place you and I should be!”
<sexor> Took me ten minutes to figure out why she gave me a dirty look