the internet
by oBelIX
This post is a complete fabrication. No portion of this post is true. It is intended in best of humour.
What if you were the sysadmin? And you were asked to explain why the internet was so slow. Here are some responses …
Response 1
Since we have a wireless connection, the actual throughput depends on the weather.
Response 2
Since we have a wireless connection, mobile phone signals interfere with it. So, if everyone was to stop using mobile phones we would get better speeds.
Response 3
We have implemented a dynamic load balancing algorithm at the proxy server. Any IP that is not using the internet gets priority. We are going to publish this in a reputed journal. And then you all can kiss our asses.
Response 4
Its not the problem with our internet connection. Its just that the particular site that you want to open is being DOS’d at that time
Response 5
Its the ISP
Response 6
We are running a warez / pr0n site. We are going to be floating in $$$$. So long jackasses.
Response 7
Read BOFH. Your life is way better than that.
Response 8
MUHAHAHAHAHAHA
Response 9
Because we also like to use the internet. At full speed
Response 10
MUHAHAHAHAHAHA
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PS – If anyone has a smart ass comment please do comment 😀
PS1 – This post was inspired by siddarth ravi M
PS2 – I have not studied for a day.
PS3 – If someone can implement Ranta’s idea it’d rock.
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Response 8 and response 10 are supposed to be copyrights of the crypt master naa ?
LoL at response 6 …MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Hi Aprameya,
Update u r blogging skills.
TU
ya! read more white papers on that!!
more comments :
1. what !! internet connection !!
2. i have administrator account in my system. thts y i m system administrator !!
3 . like i care .. hunn !!
4. cant u see m busy in mud slinging on previous sys admin.
test comment
This is a 100% irresponsible post. You should consider the viewpoints of everyone before publishing this.
There are pigs in the hostel! They are going after my son! He got hit by a ball yesterday. He was distracted by the music with volume. I ask all the pigs to not hide behind bushes.
FACULTY READ BLOG.
Bee Yell Yen
Sorry, was bored. Is the LP exam really necessary? Sorry for pc++ing on your blog, of all places.
hi
read the following:
http://www.ibnlive.com/news/bangalore-logs-onto-wireless-internet/19975-3.html
though i read ur disclaimer but what if it were true, then no mobiles in b’lore, or b’lores weather affecting internet, or ….
boogie woogie anyone…..